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The Fuckparade is an annual summer technoparade in Berlin. The event began in 1997 as a demonstration against the increasing commercialisation of culture and public life and the misuse of the right of assembly by purely commercial ventures, in particular the Love Parade. The event has had problems with the authorities since 2001, but in 2007 the Federal Administrative Court of Germany decided that it met the definition of a demonstration.
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{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
{"type":"standard","title":"Catoca diamond mine","displaytitle":"Catoca diamond mine","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1051235","titles":{"canonical":"Catoca_diamond_mine","normalized":"Catoca diamond mine","display":"Catoca diamond mine"},"pageid":1750235,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Catoca_ast_2001172.jpg/330px-Catoca_ast_2001172.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Catoca_ast_2001172.jpg","width":540,"height":405},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282972383","tid":"0841bdb4-0cc8-11f0-8291-87432d60fe56","timestamp":"2025-03-29T18:02:52Z","description":"Diamond mine in Angola","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-9.39888889,"lon":20.30083333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catoca_diamond_mine","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catoca_diamond_mine?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catoca_diamond_mine?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Catoca_diamond_mine"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catoca_diamond_mine","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Catoca_diamond_mine","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catoca_diamond_mine?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Catoca_diamond_mine"}},"extract":"The Catoca diamond mine is the fourth largest diamond mine in the world, and is located in Angola. The mine is located on a kimberlite pipe. The mine is owned by a joint venture between the Angolan state-owned company Endiama, and the Russian company Alrosa.","extract_html":"
The Catoca diamond mine is the fourth largest diamond mine in the world, and is located in Angola. The mine is located on a kimberlite pipe. The mine is owned by a joint venture between the Angolan state-owned company Endiama, and the Russian company Alrosa.
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