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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}

{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}

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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}

{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}

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{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}

{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}